coolbugfacts:

presidentobarna:

catgirlpresident:

“>” is the equivalent of a “stop” in a telegram

> Be me in 1810
> Receive telegram
> Bartholomew has died of tuberculosis

AT A FRIENDS HOUSE STOP CHECK OUT HIS ITUNES LIBRARY STOP LITERALLY ONLY ONE SONG STOP LINKIN PARK IN THE END STOP ALMOST 30000 PLAYS STOP

comox-draws:

the sun will rise and we will try again

sid-gifaldi:

14 y/o me: making your ocs interact with canon characters is a cardinal sin and you deserve to die in shame if they so much look at each other

present day me: anyways this is me but with pink hair and I’m dating 22 characters across various franchises and aus because it makes me happy

coolcatgroup:

✨💤☁️

stilinski:

me: *spends $3″

me: 

rachiroth:

Bringing in the New Year with some Kingdom Hearts character cupcakes! All ready for KH3!

terefah:

twenty crime teen

thecicadaqueen:

frollosuggestions:

orchestrated-chaos:

Tumblr staff making sure no Pornographic Blasphemy gets posted

Thats just me looking for somewhere to tinkle

OMFG

astrodickology:

Some of yall really have no empathy and yall think its funny and cute to be mean and its really ugly and disgusting and i deadass hope someone beats your ass

askdrpig:

little-kitten-cutiepie:

Daddy: Where’s my little girl?

Me: *covers face with blankie*

Daddy: Where is she? Where’d she go? I need my little baby!

Me: *pops head up and giggles*

Daddy: There she is! There’s my baby!

Me: *melts into a cute puddle of little*

*slurps up the puddle*

gayrodrick:

distance is homophobic

chloerozo:

Ok so as proven by Tracer and Soldier76, being gay in Overwatch makes you Fast. Ergo it may be possible to determine LGBT by speed. For example Zenyatta has Zoomyatta which means he channels gay energy for his ult. Also, Sombra becomes faster when she is invisible, a clear signal she is bisexual. In this essay I will

andysanberg:

John Mulaney & Nick Kroll Answer the Web’s Most Searched Questions

skvnnygvld:

the-homie-sexual:

plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over

Now this sounds lit

yourfaveisofftheshits:

Off The Shits pride flag! For when you’re completely off the shits!

The Deep Plum stands for going absolutely hog wild at all times

The Red stands for an insatiable blood lust

The Yellowish Green stands for being a fucking menace with no critical thinking skills